Out in the middle of nowhere



Gathered around in the barn



Animals all in agreement, they was down on the farm







There was talk of all the boring hours



Standin' around with nothin' to do



It was just another boring evening



With a pail of boring things to chew







There was cows and horses and sheeps and pigs



They was tired of the daily routine



They was plannin' on havin' themselves a bash



Gonna throw a great big wing-ding







So they said 'let's do it, play some rock and roll'



And they got all loose and had a few



And before they knew it, they was out of control



Turned into a regular zoo...



They was tired of the daily routine



Havin' themselves a great big bash



And they was gathering steam







And the pig grabbed a chicken, said



Come on over, let's do-si-do a few



And the chick said 'no, you're covered with mud'



Called him a pig and it was true







And every gol' dang one o'their tails was a waggin'



Under the old horse-shoe



That night the animals fell off the wagon



And a tractor or two







Well they was out in the middle of nowhere



They was rockin' out in the barn



They was tearin' it up in the hayloft



Gettin' down on the farm