Am I driving to work or working to drive?

Creeping along just barely alive

Early in the morning there's a traffic warning

But it can't slam through my personal fog

Did I feed the dog? (Yes I fed the dog)



I couldn't get out of bed

I'm like the living dead

Rising from my coffin for coffee and a muffin

I'm stuck in my car with N-P-R

But it won't cut through my personal fog

Did I feed the dog? (Yes I fed the dog ... I think)



CHORUS: At seven o'clock I'm stuck in gridlock

I need a shock from my morning jock

With news and talk and album rock

What I need is a shock from my morning jock



They're opinionated but very funny.

Getting up at dawn and probably making a ton of money

Break a record over your head

Then go back home to bed

Where the rest of the day you can sleep like a log!

Did I feed the dog?



CHORUS