I'm a member of the drunk tank

Sometimes three days a week

I'm a member of the drunk tank

There's room reserved for me



Happy hour every hour seven days a week

Drinking is my game and I do it sociably

Every night the same old thing

I get behind the wheel

I'm gonna stop at every bar until I get my fill



Something's wrong I'm waking up

Out on the concrete floor

Hey, excuse me officer

Will you show me to the door

I'll pay a fine and promise never again

And if I lose my job

I'll be drinking by profession



I'll never drink again

..



Lose my license for a year

Is part of the consequence

Then enroll in A.A.

With all my drinking friends

It doesn't matter, it's OK

There's no need for regrets

Because I know in no time

That I'll be drinking again