Hometown girl, Home on a weekend

I'm at home, alone and drinkin

she's comin' over soon I'd rather watch the game

third quarter play and the Lions are winnin', once again

Chorus: She told me to kiss her where she stinks

so I drove her to Squamish (repeat)

She stumbles through the door wearin', Ruby red lipstick

Smellin' of cheap perfume, whiskey, beer and cigarettes

She wants to make love to me but it's under duress.

Because I've seen what's under that little pink dress

Chorus

I needed to get some air and I told her so

Off to the Mr. G, Come on...LETS GO

Jumped into my duct-taped bondoed Honda Civic

Hit the gas and headed out beyond the city limits

Bridge: Drivin' Along the Sea to Sky...Highway

She wonders where we're goin' for beer....

7 HOURS FROM HERE