[Eddie Griffin]

Aww they say uhh..

.. a black man is a pimp

Well let me tell you the biggest pimp

on planet motherfuckin Earth, is her momma

It's her MOMMA that told her,

Get a man that got a good job gurl!

Make sure he got a good car gurl!

Make sure he can take you out and buy you
somethin gurl!

What happened to just fallin in love with a nigga
with a bus pass --

-- just cause you love the nigga?

But +I'm+ the pimp motherfucker!

I gotta be the player!

Biggest hoes, on planet Earth..

.. are walkin through the motherfuckin
neighborhood

You KNEW when you got with the nigga he already
had a woman

You knew he already had a family

but you fucked him anyway!!!

And then when you thought you gon' lose the nigga

you went and got pregant - didn't you bitch,
DIDN'T YOU!!

THE OL' KEEP A NIGGA BABY

And then when the nigga ain't around, what do you
tell the child?

Aww that nigga ain't shit, that's why yo' daddy
ain't here;

cause that nigga ain't shit.

How bout bein a woman, and tellin the kid the
truth

that yo' momma, you was a hoe!

TELL THE KID!

Momma was a hoe, I was weekend pussy

I had you to keep the nigga, it didn't work out

that's why he ain't here - but he a good nigga

cause he take care of his REAL family

I was just a dumb bitch, tryin to keep, a nigga
that I wanted