Saw You come throught them swingin' doors

Had 'em hanging on ya

COuldn't hold one more

You walked by with a silly grin

They were kissin' with a silly grin





(Chorus)

Eugene you genius

What book did you read

That made you so smart

You could steal a heart

Anytime that you please

Eugene you genius

could you teach me





It's more than the way you comb your hair

Thats makin' all the pretty girls stop and stare

Tell me Eugene I just gotta know

Can I go down and buy it at the grocery store



It is something that you tell 'em

Love letters that you mail 'Em

you secrets safe with me

To get those kind of glances

Do you have to take classes

for a master Romeo degree