Evil Dick!



Evil...dick!

Evil...dick!

Evil...dick!

Evil dick



Evil Dick likes warm wet places

Evil Dick don't care about faces

Evil Dick likes young, tiny, small spaces

Evil Dick leaves warm, gooey, tell-tale traces

Evil Dick



Evil...dick!

Evil Dick

Evil...dick!

Evil Dick



Late at night, Evil Dick

He comes to me

He says:

Don't sleep alone,

Don't sleep alone



Late at night, Evil Dick

He wakes me up

He says:

Don't sleep alone

Don't sleep alone

Don't sleep alone

Don't sleep alone

Don't sleep alone!



Evil...Dick!

Evil Dick

Evil...Dick!

Evil Dick



I had this girl

She said she loved me

Thought there was no one

ever above me

She wanted to marry,

and have my child

But Evil Dick,

He had to get fuck wild!



Took me out one night,

Out with the freaks

If ever there was pussy,

Evil Dick would seek

My girl caught me skeezin'.

She said I wasn't shit.

I said: "Wasn't me baby,

It was the mother fucker Evil Dick!"



Late at night, Evil Dick

He comes to me

He says:

Don't sleep alone,

Don't sleep alone



Late at night, Evil Dick

He wakes me up

He says:

Don't sleep alone

Don't sleep alone

Don't sleep alone

Don't sleep alone

Don't sleep alone!



Evil...Dick!

Evil Dick

Evil...Dick!

Evil Dick



And when Evil Dick has his way,

It sounds a little like this....



(moaning)



Damn, Dick



Evil...Dick!

Evil Dick

Evil...Dick!

Evil Dick



Late at night, Evil Dick

He comes to me

He says:

Don't sleep alone,

Don't sleep alone



Late at night, Evil Dick

He wakes me up

He says:

Don't sleep alone

Don't sleep alone

Don't sleep alone

Don't sleep alone

Don't sleep alone