I've cracked enough jokes

And I've smoked enough smokes

Now I'm feeling for the ropes

I hope no one took notes

My excesses are getting the better of me

I'm ready to go home

Repeat



I try not to notice that I've spilt my drink

As I slide towards the door

I start to think



My excesses are getting the better of me

I'm ready to go home



Repeat



I was lecturing the kitchen

'til the icebox got bored

And where's that girl gone

I was sure I'd scored



My excesses are getting the better of me

I'm ready to go home

My excesses are getting the better of me

I'm ready to go home



I was sure I'd scored



My excesses are getting the better of me

I'm ready to go home

My excesses are getting the better of me

I'm ready to go home