Hot wax drippin'

Honey what do you say

I got a brand new record

That I gotta play

She says not now boy

But I did anyway

Cause I'm ready, so ready

Lip smackin' paddy wackin'

Walkin' the street

I got a rag top Chevy

Now I'm back on my feet

I get an EMHO woody

When I sit in the seat

Cause I'm ready, so ready



I got a girlfriend with the hoochy-coochy eyes

Cause in the pink she look so fine

She got the cracker jack now all I wants the prize, honey



I know these hookers down on 42nd street, but

Ill-gotten booty's not my style

I'll take a rain check 'til I get back on my feet, honey



'Cause I'm

Alright

Your daddy says I'm

Alright

Your momma says

Alright

And my old lady says I'm

Alright



Whip crackin' floozy

Way outta control

She got a new kinda jelly

In her jelly roll

I got the right key baby

But the wrong keyhole

And I'm ready, so ready



I'm a red hot pistol

And I'm ready to fight

I'm a .38 special

On a Saturday night

I'm gonna kiss your boo boo honey

Make it alright

'Cause I'm ready, so ready



I got a cruiser with a bimbo on the dash

It kinda keeps my ass in line

One little french kiss honey that's my kinda trash, yeah



My brand new baby's lookin f-i-n-e, fine

The sun is shinin' every day

Ain't got no rubbers now it's rainin all the time, honey



Since I'm

Alright

My little sister says I'm

Alright

Oh my brother thinks I'm

Alright

And my old lady knows I'm

Alright



I feel like I'm hung up on the line

I'd die for you but we were partners in the crime

Everything about you is so f-i-n-e, fine

Let's put our clothes back on

And by the way girl

What's your name again

Come on, come on, come on, come on



Since I'm

Alright

You're daddy says I'm

Alright

And Tipper thinks I'm

Alright

And Joe Perry says I'm

Alright



Pitched my tent

In the pouring rain

I got a back seat lover

That's callin' my name

She gonna blow my cover

She's hot as a flame

But I'm ready, so ready



I shove my tongue

Right between your cheeks

I haven't made love now

For twenty-five weeks

I hear that your so tight

Your lovin' squeaks

And I'm ready, so ready