Your fallen tears have called to me

So here comes my sweet remedy

I know what every princess needs

For her to live life happily...



With just a wave of my magic wand

Your troubles will soon be gone

With a flick of the wrist

and just a flash you'll land a prince

with a ton of cash

A high priced dress made by mice no less

and crystal glass pumps and you're almost dressed

your worries will banish, your soul will cleanse

confide in your very own furniture friends

who will help you set

a new fashion trend!



I'll make you fancy, I'll make you great

the kind of gal the prince would date

they'll write your name on the bathroom wall

"For happy ever after, give Fiona a call!"

Sporty new carriage to ride in style

Sexy man chauffered by Kyle!

We'll banish your blemishes, tooth decay,

cellulite thighs will fade away, and all with a

"hey! have a bezu fressai."



Nip and tuck, here and there,

to land the prince with the perfect hair,

>lipstick liner, shadow, blush,

to get that prince with the sexy tush,

lucky day, hot buffet,

you and the prince take a roll in the hay,

you can smooch on the moon with the prince

to this tune!

Don't be drab, you'll be fab!

your prince will have proper heirs

cheese soufflé, nice day, have some chicken fricassee



nip and tuck, here and there,

to land the prince with the perfect hair!

lipstick liners...



Fiona: Thank you very much fairy godmother, but I really don't think

I need all of this...



Cabinet: Fine, be that way








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