Hello, welcome to the show

Thought we broke up years ago

What's up, I just shit my pants

Gambled and I lost

Good times, just blew out my knee

I've fallen and I can't get up

Oh shit, I think I broke my back

Where's the wheelchair?

I'm old school

I'm played out

Osteoporosis, glaucoma and neurosis

The vultures circling above our balding heads

Second verse, the same as the first

I forgot the words again

Railer, lost my inhaler

Who's got a smoke for the Caper?

Hold on let me catch my breath

All right, I feel better now

Take it to the bridge

I'll never be Ozzy

On stage when I'm fifty

I'm gonna look like Elvis

By the time I'm forty

We're already bogus

We're already fading

We'll never be The Rolling Stones

I'm staying home

Dementia and senility

My failing muscles atrophy

I've lost all ability

Falling apart

Blue hair, brown teeth

Failing livers, defeat

Maybe we will try to pull it off

For another year