Holy cow I think I've got one here

Now just what am I supposed to do?

I've got a number of irrational fears

That I'd like to share with you

First there's rules about old goats like me

Hanging around with chicks like you

But I do like you

And another one: you say 'like' too much

But I'm shakin at your touch

I like you way too much

My baby I'm afraid I'm falling for you

I'd do about anything to get the hell out alive

Or maybe I would rather settle down with you

Holy moly baby wouldn't you know it

Just as I was bustin' loose

I gotta go turn in my rock star card

And get fat and old with you

'cause I'm a burning candle

You're a gentle moth

Teaching me to lick a little bit kinder

And I do like you you're the lucky one

No I'm the lucky one

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Holy sweet goddam you left your cello in the basement

I admired the glowing stars

And tried to play a tune

I can't believe how bad I suck it's true

What could you possibly see in little ol' 3-chord me?

But I do like you and you like me too

I'm ready let's do it baby

Chorus