Crocodile tears will not be shed

They're not for a lady like I'm

I can recall what my aunt said

When she married for the twentieth time



Falling out of love can be fun

After love is over and done

It's an awful blow and although it's upsetting

So much you can do while you're forgetting

Falling out of love can be fun



When you've find your lover has gone

Get your second wind and go on

There's an old affair that is there for renewing

In your grief, do you know what you're doing?

Falling out of love can be fun



Soon, you'll be swinging in a hammock on a porch

One arm wrapped around someone else

The other arm carrying a torch



Love can give a lady a clout

And she may be down but not out

Get yourself a date, don't you wait for the count of ten, then

Falling out of love can be falling in love again



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Falling out of love can be fun

Someone else can soon be the one

By another name, he's the same as his brother

Close your eyes and one is like the other

Falling out of love can be fun



When he goes before you have wed

And the stork is over your head

Soon you're gonna be with a she or a laddie

Smile as you go shopping for a daddy

Falling out of love can be fun



Soon, you'll be losing all your troubles and your fears

One eye winking at someone else

The other eye filling up with tears



When you find your lovin' romance

Gets a sudden kick in the pants

Get yourself surrounded and bounded with lots of men, then

Falling out of love can be falling in love again