Went to my family doctor

For a pain inside my head

Told him that since you left me

I was feelin' like just about dead

Doctor, what can you give me

And should i take one or two

Can you tell me just what it's gonna do

Will it save me from what i'm goin' through

Will it ease the pain

Will it ease the pain

Will it help to pacify my brain

He told me not to worry

He said to come back next week

He asked me for a picture

Of the girl who made me lose my sleep

Well, all week long i suffered

Didn't know what to do

But went back to him when the week was

Through

And he gave me an artificial you

And it eased the pain

Yes, it eased the pain

It completely satisfied my brain.