Wakin up with my freaky girlfriend at 9:00 am eating up r.e.m

fuckin up at 3:00 pm in prison sex callin' old Gex with the keys

in hand I usually say fuck you freaks your beep ass ain't takin'

you nowhere now that you screwed up the hardware (Fuck you)

popping up popcorn callin my good friends horny actually I

personally think you're corny fucks pressin the switch button

wireless cellulars aren't gonna save you and your button

(Fuck !) you have a dose of bad luck fuck you freaks