This is the last time, this time I will win

It took a long time to gain this weight,

It will take a long time to lose it again



I will have only water for a week, then maybe carrots,

and celery, and if I lose then Sunday I'll have brown rice



Because someone will adore me when my ribs show clearly

and I'm thin even when I sit down

Someone will admire my gorgeous arms and legs

when I'm only one hundred pounds



I bought a doctor's scale on sale today

It takes up half the bathroom, and it's really ugly,

but I know it's going to help me reach my goal



I get so dizzy when I stand up fast, and I don't feel like

dancing but I know I'm gonna do it this time, for sure



Now I walk past the fatsos eating doughnuts,

with cream filling, icing, jimmies, and I am so glad I am not

like them



Because someone will adore me when my ribs show clearly

and I'm thin even when I sit down

Someone will admire my gorgeous arms and legs

when I'm only one hundred pounds



Last night I dreamed I ate a chocolate cake, and when I

woke up I was sure it was true so I weighed myself just to

make sure and drank a diet coke



I want to be skinny (Oh I am so hungry