Fatter, fatter

Shake 'n Bake, fatter

Shake 'n Bake, fatter

Fatter



Corndogs, pizza, Coca Cola

Yogurt, butterscotch, granola

Look at me, I'm fatter

I'm fatter, I'm fatter



Friends all gather 'round me

My enemies surround me

Yelling "Fatso, fatso, fatso"

I've eaten at every single greasy spoon on Seventh Avenue

That's right, I'm fatter



Don't you know my weight is going up, up, up, up, up

I tell you, this turkey sure is tough

Tough, tough, tough, tough, tough, tough



They got pizza on the west side

French fries up town

Corn dogs deep fried in batter

I'm fatter



Go ahead, bite the big apple

Don't mind the calories

Pile it on my platter

I'm fatter



Pile it up, pile it high up