CHORUS

Feel the pearl, necklace, down on me

suit you sir, and your favorite gt

men behaving, very badly

i spit in the handbag, of your mothers best friend, mable.



Halloween, is very scary

it is when, the witches and wizards are free

'cos i never, thought that they would come alive

on a full moon at night



BRIDGE

why did i hold that monks eyeball?

why did i shrink when i was tall?

i must be turning into a leprechaun

my clothes are as green as the lawn

and thats why i....



CHORUS



you have hamsters named reese and trevor

no, leprechaun's, don't like leather

but i don't intend to spend my whole life dreaming

of down on dream street



BRIDGE

i was so wrong for saying frankie galasso

when i wanted to watch the others on sky

now that i am seeing dead people

i'll pause the tape on reese's eyes

and thats why i...



CHORUS



best friend, mable

best friend, mable (feel the pearl)

best friend, mable (leprechauns)



why did i start to shrink at night?

when the full moon was so bright?

why did i meditate in a shop?

when i wanted to drink some pop?

and thats why i....



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