Brad:

She is the queen, oh yeah, alright

Long live the queen, oh yeah, alright



Ellen:

It's not that i'm so tricky

It's not that i'm so dumb

It's not that i'm a filter queen

That sucks up all the scum



Put two and two together

Put on a little salt and pepper, baby

Put two and two together

Put on a little salt and pepper

Let's have a little get-together, baby



We played some little tricks

And told some stupid lies

I've spent some time with filter queens

And baked some apple pies



Put two and two together

Put on a little salt and pepper, baby

Put two and two together

Put on a little salt and pepper

Let's have a little get-together, baby



Brad:

She is the queen, oh yeah, alright

Long live the queen, oh yeah, alright



Ellen:

I like the smell of your upholstery

I like the polish on your hood

So flip the switch on this filter queen

And i'll do what i do so good



Put two and two together

Put on a little salt and pepper, baby

Put two and two together

Put on a little salt and pepper

Let's have a little get-together, baby



Brad:

She is the queen, oh yeah, alright

Long live the queen, oh yeah, alright



Ellen:

Put two and two together

Put on a little salt and pepper, baby

Put two and two together

Put on a little salt and pepper

Let's have a little get-together, baby