A walk through the product store and 15 aisles to see

all the pretty, pretty packages staring back at me

which is my favorite, where is my chance

to remove the product and stick it in my pants



cuz I want to see, what's on sale whats for free

(every time I go to shop I steal from) enemies

who steal from me, and from you

(if only you knew, then you would steal too)



adrenaline rushes, the products in my grip

I am only shopping, but now it's time to lift

I look for my moment, and down my pants I stick

the product I've selected is concealed against my dick



cuz I want to see, what's on sale whats for free

(every time I go to shop I steal from) enemies

who steal from me, and from you

(if only you knew, then you would steal too)



paranoid as fuck security in tow

is he really traling me and does he really know?

of my little secret my pride and his shame

this is so exciting kid, it's like a fucking game

I'm almost to the counter, will I make it to the door

will I get away like a million times before?

or will i be caught, jailed, banned from the store?

like if the product I've selected slips and crashes to the floor



Five finger discount!



and I want to see, what's on sale whats for free

(every time I go to shop I steal from) enemies

who steal from me, and from you

(if only you knew, then you would steal too)



paranoid as fuck security in tow

is he really traling me and does he really know?

of my little secret my pride and his shame

this is so exciting kid, it's like a fucking game

I'm almost to the counter, will I make it to the door

will I get away like a million times before?

or will i be caught, jailed, banned from the store?

like if the product I've selected slips and crashes to the floor



I get to the door and out the door I slide

I feel a sense of dignity, I feel a sense of pride

I do a happy dance and down the street I bail

as I have a little feast of what's on sale.