When the weight of the world has got you down

And you want to end your life

Bills to pay, a dead end job

And problems with your wife

Well don't throw in the towelcause there's

A place right down the block

Where you can drink your miseries away

At Flaming Moes (lets all go Flaming Moes)

Where Liquor in a mug

Can can cheer you like a hug

And happiness is just a Flaming Moe away

Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away