When the weight of the world has got you down,

and you want to end your life.

Bills to pay, a dead end job,

and problems with the wife.

Well don't throw in the towel

cause there's a place right down the block.

Where you can drink your miseries away.

At fla-ming Moes. Where liquor in a mug will warm you like a hug.

(*harmonizing*) Let's all go to flaming Moe's Flaming Moe's

And happiness is just a flaming Moe away.

Happiness is just a flaming Moe away