Bell On Door Ring (Clang), Come On In

Floyd observes my hairy chin

Sit down in the chair don't be afraid

Steaming hot towel on my face



I was shaved

I was shamed

I was shaved



Barney ties me to the chair

I can't see I'm really scared

Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip

Pee-Pee pressed against my lips



I was shaved

I was shamed

I was shaved



I sense others in the room

Opie, Aunt Bea I presume

They take turns and cut me up

I die smothered in Aunt Bee's muff...



I was shamed

I was shamed

I was shaved