Well I walked up to the mountain

And to the mountain I walked

And up there on that mountain

I met a tiny ox

I said, "Hey there Ox, what'cha got on your foot?"

It said "I don't know yet. Have yourself a look."

So I looked at the ox foot

And I saw the Shroud of Turin

And the ox removed it

And we rejoiced

Until we realized

That the ox had only one foot remaining

Left sealed up in a box

"We must find the box