I never was bothered by bad dreams

They never made me afraid

But then I never did dream I'd wake up

And find me in the freak parade.



I guess I had to find out the hard way

I shouldn't have been so proud

'Cause here I'm the main attraction

Of every giggle in the crowd.



So I gotta

Take my place in the freak parade

See my face in the freak parade.

In a world full of freaks

You can creep, you can crawl

But the world's biggest freak

Is the one with no balls.



You know you shouldn't poke fun at strangers

Or pity their case at all

'Cause there are lots of friends and lovers

That take it kind of personal.



You might appreciate our position

Don't laugh at our freaky ways

You might find yourself tomorrow

Marching in the freak parade.



You better

Take your place in the freak parade

See your face in the freak parade

Get of the sidewalk!