Friendship



If you're ever in a jam, here I am

If you're ever in a mess, S-O-S

If you ever feel so happy, you land in jail; I'm your bail.

It's friendship, friendship, just a perfect blendship.

When other friendships have been forgot,

Ours will still be hot.

Lah-dle-ah-dle-ah-dle dig, dig, dig.



If you're ever up a tree, phone to me.

If you're ever down a well, ring my bell.

If you ever lose your teeth, and you're out to dine; borrow mine.

It's friendship, friendship, just a perfect blendship.

When other friendships have been forgate,

Ours will still be great.

Lah-dle-ah-dle-ah-dle, chuck, chuck, chuck.



If they ever black your eyes, put me wise.

If they ever cook your goose, turn me loose.

If they ever put a bullet through your brrain [sic]; I'll complain.

It's friendship, friendship, just a perfect blendship.

When other friendships have been forgit,

Ours will still be it.

Lah-dle-ah-dle-ah-dle, hep, hep, hep.