I was fishin' by the side of the road,

Servin' up the bait for my lunch.

Along beside me came a mad horny toad,

Lookin' for some food he would munch.



So I grabbed the fish and tossed it in the lake,

Thinking he could eat what he earned.

And if I caught him I would cut him a break,

But if I didn't it was not my concern.



Jackpot!

And I got one.

Got me a sweet lookin' prize today,

Under the son of a gun it'll make you say,



Jackpot!

And I got an idea.

Got me a new kinda recipe,

I got the deal for the meal of the century.



I was walkin' by the side of the road,

Thinkin' I would cook me a meal.

Along beside me came a mad horny toad,

Lookin' for some food he would steal.



So I grabbed the fish and held it up high,

Knowin' toads are known for their jump.

then I looked the toad right in the thighs,

And noticed that they looked mighty plump.



Jackpot!

And I got one.

Got me a sweet lookin' prize today,

Under the son of a gun it'll make you say,



Jackpot!

And I got an idea.

Got me a new kinda recipe,

I got the deal for the meal of the century.



I was sittin' on a chair in my home,

Servin' up the legs for my friends.

(alternate on 9/9/99: Thinkin' about the legs of my friends)

They asked how I got chicken on such a small bone,

I told them it was simply a godsend.



The moral of the story is you don't ever know,

Who's going to want in on your fun.

And up to the porch came a guy I didn't know,

Offerin' up his money for some.



Jackpot!

And I got one.

Got me a sweet lookin' prize today,

Under the son of a gun it'll make you say,



Jackpot!

And I got an idea.

Got me a new kinda recipe,

I got the deal for the meal of the century.