Winnie The Pooh is having a wank

And what are you up to? said Tommy the Tank

Peter the Rabbit is at it as well

And all the young pixies in Dingelydell



Singing: fuck off Noddy, you stupid prat

Fuck off Noddy in your rotten hat



Sinbad the Sailor is drunk as a sack

Mary Contrary is flat on her back

Pinky and Perky are having a snog

Little Miss Muffets been sick as a dog



Singing: fuck off Noddy, you little prick

Fuck off Noddy, you get on my wick



Happy and Dopey are smoking a joint

Sneezys flaked out, he cant see the point

Fuck this for a lark said Sweet Jack of Hearts

Which one of you bastards has shit on my tarts?



Singing: fuck off Noddy you bloodless berk

Fuck off Noddy, youre just a jerk



Fuck off Noddy, you smelly turd

Fuck off Noddy youre so absurd

Fuck off Noddy you stupid prat

Fuck off Noddy in your rotten hat

Fuck off Noddy you little wimp

Fuck off Noddy youre a piss brained shrimp

Fuck off Noddy you stupid prat

Fuck off Noddy in your rotten hat