Well I've been wearing a Gilded Lily

Cunningly carved in a manner frilly

To my design it was created

No deviation was tolerated

My Gilded Lily he think he funny

My Gilded Lily he worth cash money

My Gilded Lily he made me a smarty

I wore my Lily to all the right party go!





I was the envy of all the horde

I proclaimed myself overlord

My Gilded Lily gives all this and more

I puked my guts all over the floor





I found the entertainment banal, so,

Thru trenches of flesh we carved a canal

Lead harlequin then drew his last

He held a bejeweled theatrical mask

The door heaved and then exploded

We split the bill and drove home loaded

When we got there the paint was peeling

We rose on Jell-o cubes to the ceiling





I wear the Lily

Gaily festooned in a manner silly

Draped in apparel

I bathe in the smell





I gild the lily

Adroitly crafted yet willy nilly

I wear the Lily

When I party with Milli Vanilli





And soon the pleasure barges

Rolled with the sun, pleasantly bloated,

We mingled as one amidst debris of

Debauchery I looked for Lily and just found me





And all the while Gilded Lily faded

Though it was the best I'd created

But Gilded Lily was still in place

It made a mockery of my face

And delivered to us a surprise





The hulking mass of what we despised

Which lurched away as we moved to snuff it

And we delivered a princely buffet

Soon the continent split asunder

And the radios blared to the blunder

My Gilded Lily expanded while spinning

That's when I realized we were winning

Fondly clutching our raging piss-ons

We piled up, peeled out, veered off, lashed out

and then we were gone