General Hospi-Tale

The Afternoon Delights

Lead vocals: Rebecca Hall

(H. King/L. Tedesco)



Rock it hard, rock it steady

Pick yourself up and get yourself ready

Wave your arms let me hear you yell

We're gonna rap about General Hospi-Tale



It started out in Port Charles town

Where Frank Smith's mob used to hang around

No one could prove that he was a crook

Till Luke stole his little black book



It had names and numbers all in code

So Luke and Laura had to hit the road

They had to find the left-handed boy

Watch their step, they had to be coy



The gold involved was worth so much

Others wanted it like Sally and Hutch

But there's one thing I must confess

Sally was a man who wore a dress



Luke kept his cool, he ain't no fool

He set them both up cold

Well Sally died, Hutch survived

And no one got the gold



"Paging Dr. Noah Drake to ICU to treat a case of heartbreak"



They keep me waiting

I don't mind waiting

Don't call me crazy

No I'm not lazy

My day won't go right

I can't sleep all night

My hands start shaking

My knees start aching

I just can't cope without my soap



General Hospi-Tale

General Hospi-Tale

Umm, number one

General Hospi-Tale

You're my worst affliction

General Hospi-Tale

You're my favorite addiction



Monica likes to have her fun

That is why she had a son

She told Rick he was the dad

Soon found out that he'd been had



"There's one thing that you can give me that Leslie can't and that's passion"



Alan was the father, of course

And he won't give Monica a divorce

Rick wants to get Leslie back

Heather's havin' an insane attack



"I'll get Diana Taylor"



She's not crazy, uh-uh, no never

She just wants to get Dr. Jeff Webber

Jeff wants Annie for his wife

But he might have to wait all of his life

Cause good girls don't, and Annie won't

And you all know what I mean



Amy Vining likes to blab

Richard Simmons helps fight flab

Susan's having Alan's baby

Noah wants Bobbi for his lady



Well Luke got another job

The Quartermaines are the brand new mob

Laura's the receptionist

What's missing now is the Ice Princess



"Yes, Luke Spencer, please"



Diamonds, not gold, are in it this time

Scorpio, the house of Cassadine

On and on and on it goes

How it ends up nobody knows, cause



They keep me waiting

I don't mind waiting

Don't call me crazy

No I'm not lazy

My day won't go right

I can't sleep all night

If I don't find out

It blows my mind out

I just can't cope without my soap



General Hospi-Tale

General Hospi-Tale

Umm, number one

General Hospi-Tale

You're my worst affliction

General Hospi-Tale

You're my favorite addiction



General Hospi-Tale

Addiction, addiction

General Hospi-Tale

Addiction, addiction

General Hospi-Tale

You're my inspiration

General Hospi-Tale

Gonna stay tuned to this station

General Hospi-Tale

Addiction, addiction

General Hospi-Tale

Tell me what's goin' on

Did you see it today?

General Hospi-Tale

Tell me what's goin' on!

General Hospi-Tale

Addiction, addiction

I love my General Hospi-Tale



From: "David Hayman"