Someone's in the kitchen

Trying to cook me up some trouble

Someone's in the kitchen

Trying to stir me up inside

He's been itching to try and burst my bubble

All this friction is killing my appetite



Get out--if you can't take it

Get out--if you can't take the heat

Throw your dirty looks out with the garbage

Humble pie is one thing I won't eat



Just because you're laid off at the office

Just because it's now all up to me

You're forgetting all the things you promised

It's the age of equal opportunity



Get out--if you can't take it

Get out--if you can't take the heat

Throw your dirty looks out with the garbage

Humble pie is one thing I won't eat



Oh--the kids are fine

We should use this time

To make some plans

Oh--I know it hurts

With our roles reversed

But darling you'll be a better man



Yes I know it's hard to do the laundry

Yes I know it's hard to mind the kids

It doesn't matter who does what, we're family

I'm just working to keep us off the skids



Get out--if you can't take it

Get out--if you can't take the heat

Throw your dirty looks out with the garbage

Humble pie is one thing I won't eat

Get out--if you can't take it

Get out--if you can't take the heat

Throw your dirty looks out with the garbage

Humble pie is one thing I won't eat

Humble pie is one thing I won't eat

Humble pie is one thing I won't eat... no