Some fellows see the girl that they love in a dream

Some fellows see their love in a rippling stream

I saw the girl that I can't forget

On the cover of a police gazette

If I could find her, life would be peaches and cream



Oh, my search will never cease for the girl on the police gazette

For the pretty young brunette

On the pink police gazette



And above my mantlepiece there's a page of the police gazette

With the pretty young brunette

On the pink police gazette



I love to stop

At my fav'rite barber shop

Just to take another look at

The girl I haven't met

Yet



And my longing will increase for the girl on the police gazette

For the pretty young brunette

On the pink police gazette