I love you, oh, you know I do

No arms no legs

But yes, I'll be true, I love you

I'll visit you often because I, I've got a thing for boys

Oh, I do

I'll be here to see you through

I love you, you know I don't

What a burden it is taking care of little creeps like you

I love you, I'll take care of you, you know I do

Not care anymore if you live

You're gonna ride that miniature pony I bought you

You better get some legs and some arms, too

'Cause I've told you before I don't love you, you know I do