She's the prettiest girl & town & she sure knows it

The way she walks & the way she talks sure shows it

I hate that stuck-up so-&-so

But there's one thing I gotta know

Where 's she live, what's her number & how can I meet her?



She comes on like she's so high-class & well-bred

But I never saw a girl with such a swell head

She's got herself a night, I'll wait

She thinks I'll ask her for a date

But where 's she live, what's her number & how can I meet her?



(Spoken):

She's in love with herself; you know the kind

Always puttin' on airs!



The guys in town all think she's Mona Lisa

& she's got 'em all goin' out of their way to please her

Well Miss C's a mystery

But she don't do a thing to me

But where 's she live, what's her number & how can I meet her?

How can I meet her? How can I meet her