If it weren't for your maturity

none of this would have happened

If you weren't so wise beyond your years

I would've been able to control myself

If it weren't for my attention

you wouldn't have been successful and

If it weren't for me

you would never have amounted to very much



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Ooh this could be messy

But you don't seem to mind

Ooh don't go telling everybody

And overlook this supposed crime



We'll fast forward to a few years later

And no one knows except the both of us

And I have honored your request for silence

And you've washed your hands clean of this



You're essentially an employee

and I like you having to depend on me

You're kind of my protege

and one day you'll say you learned all you know from me

I know you depend on me

like a young thing would to a guardian

I know you sexualize me

like a young thing would and I think I like it



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What part of our history's reinvented and under rug swept?

What part of your memory is selective and tends to forget?

What with this distance it seems so obvious?

Just make sure you don't tell on me

especially to members of your family

We best keep this to ourselves

and not tell any members of our inner posse

I wish I could tell the world

cuz you're such a pretty thing when you're done up properly

I might want to marry you one day

if you watch that weight and keep your firm body



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