Around the house, I never lift a finger!

As a father and husband I'm sub-par.

I'd rather drink a beer than win father of the year!

I'm happy with things the way they are.

I'm getting used to never getting noticed.

I'm stuck here 'till I can steal a car.

The house is still a mess and I'm going bald from stress,

but we're happy with things the way they are.

They're not perfect, but the Lord says love thy neighbor.

Shut up Flanders.

Okally-Dokaly-Doo!

Don't think I'm sour grapes but your all a bunch of apes!

And so I must be leaving you!