I had been drinking bad whiskey

While thinking 'bout her

And ended up swinging

The man who was bringing her flowers

The son-of-a-bitch

He's ugly but rich

That's nothing new

But Moses tried roses

And all macho poses

But I'm the one in her bed



Was I any good

I mean in the mood of romance

I can't recall anything at all

Since the first dance

Now somehow I'm here

With you, my dear

"What would you like to do?"

Last night you said, "Nada"

I'm still wondering whata



* Have mercy on me

I'm beggin' you please

Could you believe I just had

A drink or two

Why in the hell am I now

Feeling so blue



(* Repeat)