Have you seen Jackie?

He's a strange strange strange little girl

Make up on his face and his hair in curls

Have you seen Jackie?

She's a strange strange strange little boy

Her long black beard is her pride and joy

And all the children follow him around

And all the grownups try to drag her down

So we sing

Hey, leave Jackie alone

Hey, his pigeons have flown

Hey, she's never at home at all these days

Leave Jackie alone

Have you seen Jackie?

He's an odd odd odd little fish

To fly around is his only wish

Have you seen Jackie?

She's a queer queer queer little bird

Shy and quiet neither scene nor herd

And all the rats will follow him around

The dogs and cats will chase her from the town

And we sing

Hey, leave Jackie alone

Hey, his mind is all blown

Hey, she's not on the phone at all these days

Leave Jackie alone

Jackie couldn't decide if he was a girl

Or if she was a boy

Have you seen Jackie?