I woke up this morning and I felt sick

There's something inside me

I felt it kick

Something's gone wrong

Something's gone wrong

I got a bad headache

I got the shakes

Nothing seems to sooth this tummy ache

Could it be so

No it can't be so



Steven Page is having a baby

Steven Page is having a baby

They said boys could never give birth



I´m feeling kinda special that I'm the one

To bring the world a daughter

Or maybe a son

Well either's just fine

As long as they're mine

And if it's a boy I'll call him Godon

And if it's a girl I'll call her Gordon

I just like the name Gordon



Steven Page is having a baby

Steven Page is having a baby

They said boys could never give birth



Steven Page is playing a solo

Steven Page is playing a solo

They said Steve could never play jazz



And now it's time for the big morality quiz

Cause I don't know just who the father is

But I don't mind because all I want is a baby

All I want is a kid

Well maybe it's crazy, it might sound dumb

But will I be a daddy or will I be mum

Just call me Steve

Just call me Steve

And where will it come out when I give birth

Should I sell my story, how much is it worth

You won't belive, you just wouldn't believe



You won´t believe it really



Steven Page is having a baby

Steven Page is having a baby

They said boys could never give birth