I think love is just a load of crap

But having said that

If you'd love me the way that i love you

I'd take it all back



I don't give a dam about you now

And i'm not being sour

There's plenty more of you where i come from

On the hour

Every hour



And i don't suppose you'd consider

Accompanying me out to dinner

Found this really cute little french place

The food they tell me is greek

I'll understand please forgive me

What's his name is it dave

Does he take you everywhere

I'll bet

He's lousy in bed

Not like me



Oh i think women are completely daft

But having said that

How many of them do you ever hear

Get a heart attack

And having said that



Don't come running after me again

I'm not your friend

Liked you once about a week ago

But that was then

Never again



Of all the women i've loved

You're the first to make blood boil

All the others they would of course

Make it bleed

I don't know how to thank you enough

Can't stand the sight of blood

You see



You mean nothing to me anymore

So now you know

I had been thinking that for quite some time

I'd let you go

So now you know



And don't think that i don't men this

Whatever we had between us

Is to the best of my knowledge

Now a thing of the past

But then again if you came up

With nothing on but your make-up

Possibilities are

Out if the kindness of my heart

I might

For tonight

Let you in


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