I love you so much i need the heimlich maneuver



The sun goes down on another day

A day where i haven't found love

I try to eat, but all i taste

Is the flavor of a broken heart

Then i saw you across the room

I gasp and my breathing stops

My heart's in my throat, or is it a potato?



I love you so much, i need the hiemlich manuver

Your love sticks like a turkey bone in my throat

She's in my thoughts and it'll need a jolt to remove her

My love is consumating, while i'm asphyxiating

Over her



When i wake up, i'm on the floor

Faint, dizzy and alone

My stomach hurts, i think my ribs are cracked

Not sure if i'm in a dream

I turn my head, and there you are

I call out and my breathing stops

It's her again, crushing my esophagus



I love you so much, i need the hiemlich manuver

Your love sticks like a turkey bone in my throat

She's in my thoughts and it'll need a jolt to remove her

Before my expiration, i need resuscitation

Mouth to mouth



She throws water on my face, slaps my cheek

Helps me back on my stool

She's a waitress here, but in the night

She's a student at nursing school

She comes again with a smile and the bill

I pick it up and choke again

She's charged me for my lunch and for the medical procedure



I love you so much, i need the hiemlich manuver

Your love sticks like a turkey bone in my throat

She's in my thoughts and it'll need a jolt to remove her

For my lasting endurance, i'll need medical insurance

For my bill

For me to get some peace, i'll need a tracheotomy

And an airbag