so welcome to the world, yeah...

all you late-comers, just step onboard

i'm happy, glad you came

so welcome home again!



sometimes i feel we must be going mad



hello peter, hello paul

saints and sinners, welcome all

tommy cannon and bobby ball

hello, hello, hello, hello



consider, if you will

this great big question, unanswered still

oh, can you spot the difference that lies between

the colour blue and the colour green?



sometimes i feel we must be going mad



little richard, little nell

willy wonka and william tell

salman rushdie and kym mazelle

hello, hello, hello, hello...



so welcome to the team

oh, have you worked it out yet?

yeah - the riddle, i mean

what's the answer?

it's plain to see - blue is blue and it always will be



sometimes i feel that the whole world's going mad



mork and mindy, brian hayes

barry humphries and paris grey

little neepsie, chris and do

hello, hello, hello, hello...



billy corkhill, vince hilaire

freddie flintstone, fred astaire

desmond tutu, steve and claire

hello, hello, hello, hello...



charlie parker, charlie brown

leslie crowther, come on down

mary wilson, di and flo

hello, hello, hello, hello...



sir bufton tufton, jean paul sartre

zippy, bungle, jeffrey archer

andre previn and the lso

hello, hello, hello, hello...



hello!















Hello (NOTE: A pretty sizeable chunk of these lyrics are the names of

----- people who I have never heard of, so I am strictly guessing at

the names. If you know the correct names, please let me know

so I can correct them here! These are guesses by pronunciation

only, and so are almost certainly wildly inaccurate!)



So welcome to the world, yeah...

All you late-comers, just step on board.

I'm happy, glad you came.

So welcome home again!



Sometimes I feel we must be going mad.



Hello peter, hello Paul,

Saints and sinners, welcome all.

Tommy Cannon and Bobby Boy...

Hello, hello, hello, hello.



Consider, if you will

This great big question, unanswered still :

Oh, can you spot the difference that lies between

The colour blue and the colour green?



Sometimes I feel we must be going mad.



Little Richard, Little Nell,

Willie Wonker and William Tell,

Salman Rushdie and Kim Basell,

Hello, hello, hello, hello...



So welcome to the team.

Oh, have you worked it out yet?

Yeah -- the riddle, I mean.

What's the answer?

It's plain to see -- blue is blue and it always will be.



Sometimes I feel that the whole world's going mad.



Mork and Mindy, Brian Hays,

Bary Humphries and Paris Grey,

Little Neitzsche, Christian Doe,

Hello, hello, hello, hello



Billy Corkhill, Vince Hillaire, Freddy Flintstone, Fred Estaire,

Desmond Tutu, Stephen Blair,

Hello, hello, hello, hello.



Charlie Parker, Charlie Brown, Leslie Crowder, come on down.

Mary Wilson, Diane Flow,

Hello, hello, hello, hello.



(??? no idea ???), Jean-Paul Sartre, Sydney Bungle, Jeffrey Archer,

Andre Previn and the L.S.O.,

Hello, hello, hello, hello.



Hello!





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