(Lyle Lovett)

Hello Grandma

How is your granddaughter

Hello Grandma

How is that little girl

I've been kind of out of touch

But I thought I would call her

Is she at home

Or is she around the world

Is she at home

Or is she around the world



Young man you must mean Kathy

ButI never heard her mention you

No ma'am I don't mean Kathy

I don't hardly even know her

Well Kathy's just fine

You know she's still going to school

But she'll be home Father's Day

To see her father



No Grandma

How's your other granddaughter

You know Grandma

How is that little girl

I've been kind of out of touch lately

But I did used to know her

Is she at home

Or is she around the world

Is she at home

Or is she around the world



Well young man you can't mean her

Why didn't you hear

She got married

And moved off to Chicago

Her husband's so handsome

And she just loves it up there

His family owns a newspaper

And an opulent disco



Grandma is this 924-8838

Yes young man it certainly is

That's the problem Grandma

I have made a mistake

I ain't called this number

In too many years

I ain't called this number

In too many years



Hello Grandma

How is your granddaughter

Hello Grandma

How is that little girl

I've been kind of out of touch

But I thought I would call her

Is she at home

Or is she around the world

Is she at home

Or is she around the world