Hello operator...

Can you give me number nine?

Can I see you later?

Will you give me back my dime?

Turn the oscillator,

Twist it with a dollar bill,

Mail man bring the paper

Leave it on my window sill.



Find a canary,

A bird to bring my message home.

Carry my obituary,

My coffin doesn't have a phone.

How you gonna get the money?

Send papers to an empty home?

How you gonna get the money?

Nobody to answer the phone.