Shes part girl, shes part boy

Shes got parts everyone can enjoy

Shes got more Shes got less

Shes got her manhood tucked in her dress



Is she a mister or is she a miss?

Does she stand up when she's taking a piss

Shes my little girl yea shes my little guy

When I try to please her I get poked in the eye



She wears lace and she wears flannel

She watches football and the lifetime channel

Whats that bulge under her nitie

It must be hermaphraditie

yea hermaphraditie



She thinks im white she thinks im black

Some girls wear makeup mine shaves her back

Shes still beautiful shes still fine

Its too bad her package is bigger than mine



She can't help her imperfections

She gets jock itch from her yeast infections

Who stole all my tightie whities?

It must be hermaphraditie yea

hermapharditie