Please don't beam me down with Kirk, McCoy and Spock

Cause if you do, I know that you'll be dead by 1 o'clock

Maybe I'll be vaporized or crushed beneath some granite

Bones will look at jim and say I'm just a doctor dammit



I'm an extra - on Star Trex

It's my break - on TV

The fourth man in the landing crew

It's the last you'll see of me



They didn't ask me I wanted to go

And if they did - I would have told them NO

Just because my shirt is red this doesn't have to be

Every time they beam down 4 they only beam back 3



I'm an extra............



So when they need men to beam down, don't be a volunteer

Just stay up at the helm and help Sulu steer

The Enterprise is much more fun when Scotty runs the crew

So you beam down - I'll say aboard and have some tribal stew



I'm an extra............