Elvis Presley - He's Your Uncle, Not Your Dad



He's your uncle not your dad, he's the best friend you ever had

So come on dig, dig, dig in until it hurts

Just remember Pearl Harbor



The Alamos and nothing could be worse



He's your favorite relative and he needs a lot to live

So just bring, bring, bring everything until you bleed



And he'll send back what he don't need



If your not in form ten-forty's your salvation

By deprivation of temptation



Dark and blondes I hear are not deductible



Oh say can you see if there's anything left for me

When he calls you as he may do

Don't be frightened red white and blue

Just be thankful you don't live in Leningrad

He's your uncle, not your dad



If your honest you don't have to shake and shiver

The food is lousy up the river



It's give and take and he does all the taking



Oh say can you see if there's anything left for me

Life has two things you can't subtract



Death and taxes to be exact



So just pa-pa-patriotically declare

He's your uncle, he's your uncle, not your dad