Hey armadillo what you doing in the garden

Slumbering and spherical, you're always hanging around

Leather on the outside but a delicate interior

Very like a lot of human beings I have found



Hey armadillo I can't tell which way you're facing

Maybe that's a good thing, maybe you don't even know

No one's gonna bother you if they can't find your front end

There again I guess you find your love life rather slow



In the armadillo circle

In that armour-plated set

The philosophy is simple

What you see ain't what you get

In the armadillo culture

In that well-protected creed

A solid hide to hide in

Is the only thing you need

Hey armadillo



Hey armadillo what you doing in the desert

Is a life of burrowing the answer to it all

What I would give to leave my problems six feet underground

And always be the perfect shape to be, and have, a ball



In the armadillo circle

In that armour-plated set

The philosophy is simple

What you see ain't what you get

In the armadillo culture

In that well-protected creed

A solid hide to hide in

Is the only thing you need

Hey armadillo

Hey armadillo