Wanna be a highschool football hero with a s.a.t.

Score less then zero.

I wanna try to drink my weight in beer.

I wanna be a highschool football hero.



Wanna score a touchdown so i can score after the game.

Dont care about my future 'cause it is just another day.

Ill rush for forty yards and drink four forties later on.

Im done with this brunette, someone pass another blonde.



Wanna be a highschool football hero with a s.a.t score less than zero.

I wanna try to drink my weight in beer.

I wanna be a highshcool football hero.



My coach tells me to drink my milk and wash it down with 'roids.

Ive gotta get my rest so i can party with the boys.

My brain's put in upside-down so i'm just a little slow.

Ill change my name to bubba so that everyone will know



Wanna be a highschool football hero with a s.a.t.

Score less then zero.

I wanna try to drink my weight in beer.

I wanna be a highschool football hero.

I wanna be a highschool football hero.