He said to her "I'd like a cheeseburger."

"And I might like a milkshake as well."

She said to him "I can't get you either"

He said "Isn't this burger bell?"

She said "Yes it is but we're closed now."

"But we open tomorrow at ten."

He said "I am extremely hungry!"

"But I guess I can wait until then!"



Cuz you're his cheeseburger

His yummy cheeseburger

He'll wait for you. Ya!

He'll wait for you.

Oh, you are his cheeseburger

His tasty cheeseburger

He'll wait for you

Oh, he will wait for you.



He stayed at the drive-thru till sunrise

He may have dozed off once or twice

When he spotted a billboard for Denny's

Bacon and eggs for half price!

How could he resist such an offer?

He really needed something to munch

Cheeseburger, please do not get angry

He'll eat and be back here for lunch!



Cuz you're his cheeseburger

His precious cheeseburger

Be back for you.

He'll be back for you.

Won't be so long, cheeseburger

Oh, lovely cheeseburger

Be back for you

Oh, he'll be back for you.



Cuz he loves you cheeseburger with all his heart

And there's nothin' gonna tear you two apart

And if the world suddenly ran out of cheese,

He would get down on his hands and knees

To see if someone accidently dropped some cheese in the dirt

And he would wash it off for you

Wipe it off for you

Clean that dirty cheese off just for you!



You are his cheese ... burrrr ... grrrrr